On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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