I love black thongs
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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