I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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