My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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