I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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