His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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