can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I need to sanitize my soul.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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