I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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