i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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