Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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