We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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