we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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