oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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