gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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