okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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