Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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