The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just cropdusted the office
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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