Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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