did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
My feet surprised me
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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