I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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