The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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