and next time when you feel me up, do it right
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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