It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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