nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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