You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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