Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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