birth control should be required to get into college
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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