the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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