Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
