Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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