Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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