oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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