Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
