he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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