this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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