Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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