VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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