Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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