Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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