Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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