I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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