sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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