Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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