Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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