I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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