She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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