Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
