another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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