nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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