i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
