angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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