As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
birth control should be required to get into college
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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