im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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